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Évð§ Pål©€ øƒ ©åñd¥ aÑð MÅgï¢ÃL TÏmè ¯|¯®aVël¡ñG ËlvëS ©Hey hey!Hey people! My site has been loved by all the people who’ve seen it and I’m really happy about that! Lately has been pretty busy with school, I am doing a talk on my canary tomorrow in English.. and oh my god were dissecting sheep hearts tomorrow in science so so gross, im not doing it but Brooke and Natalie and excited..*coughfreakscough* Today was pretty funny at lunch time we taught Chris how to do “the bend and snap” lol so funny. AH lost isn’t on anymore so sad! Did anyone watch “Spicks and specks” last night!?! Oh my god how weird was the sheep song at the end, the weirdest thing about it was the man was really serious! On the weekend I might be going to Emma’s that will be fun. Well people that’s all for now
♥ Eva YAY!Hello everyone!
 Im back! I will be holding a blend competition VERY soon!  Ive finished my website and now its open to the public go to: www.apricot-jam.piczo.com and have a look!
 Ive been really busy with school and my website I just havent really had time for my space, i do look at it reguraly though. School has been to hectic, ive got so much home work to do, ive nearly finished it all though just bits and pieces to do.  All this work and I havent really entered any ones blend competitions for a while either, which sucks. Lost is now finished for another season, so many things were jammed into that one episode it was confusing! Well thats all for now! Love Eva Xx xX Back hello world!
Hey people! Im really sorry been heaps slack with my space, Ive been heaps busy and Ive had a cold, but I will be back with my space and am thinking of a good person for a blend comp! So keep watching i should be updating it more reguarly! coolnessI cleaned my room this morning (i know, write it on the calender) and I was looking at my notice board at I noticed (lol) how totally cool it is! Here it is I labeled stuff too:
 COMPETITION WINNERS!
from:
from: (http://spaces.msn.com/dreamessy/)
from: (http://spaces.msn.com/sarahleahy/)
Thankyou to all of you that entered, congratulations to the winners, there may be only three but I made prizes for everyone! It was so hard to choose! I will be stopping by with the awards soon. Stay in touch for the next comp!
XoXo Eva 75 WAYS TO ORDER PIZZA 1. Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog it should be ashamed. 2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it. 3. When they repeat your order, say "Again, with a little more OOMPH this time." 4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal. 5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation." 6. Tell the order taker a rival pizza place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder. 7. When they ask for your phone # give them theirs and see if they notice. 8. Answer their questions with questions. 9. Tell them to put the crust on top this time. 10. Sing the order to the tune of your favorite song from Metallica's "Master of Puppets" CD. 11. Do not name the toppings you want. Rather, spell them out. 12. Stutter on the letter "p." 13. Make a list of exotic cuisines. Order them as toppings. 14. Put an extra edge in your voice when you say "crazy bread." 15. Change your accent every three seconds. 16. Ask if you get to keep the pizza box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief. 17. Ask what the order taker is wearing. 18. Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream goodbye at the top of your lungs. 19. Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you. 20. Say "Are you sure this is (Pizza Place)? When they say yes, say "Well, so is this! You've got some explaining to do!" See how they respond. 21. Tell the order taker you're depressed. Get him/her to cheer you up. 22. Imitate the order taker's voice. 23. Tell them to double-check to make sure your pizza is, in fact, dead. 24. Order 52 pepperoni slices prepared in a fractal pattern as follows from an equation you are about to dictate. Ask if they need paper. 25. Act like you know the order taker from somewhere. Say "Bed-Wetters' Camp, right?" 26. Put the accent on the last syllable of "pepperoni." Use the long "i" sound. 27. If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say "OK. That'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window." 28. Eliminate verbs from your speech. 29. Say it's your anniversary and you'd appreciate if the deliverer hid behind some furniture waiting for your spouse to arrive so you can surprise him/her. 30. Amuse the order taker with little-known facts about country music. 31. Ask to see a menu. 32. Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred." 33. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza. 34. Ask what topping goes best with well-aged Chardonnay. 35. If using a touch-tone, press random numbers while ordering. Ask person taking the order to stop doing that. 36. Order a slice, not a whole pizza. 37. Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say "Where was I? Who are you?" 38. Psychoanalyze the order taker. 39. Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again. 40. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting." 41. Call to complain about service. Later, call to say you were drunk and didn't mean it. 42. If he/she suggests anything, adamantly declare, "I shall not be swayed by your sweet words." 43. Wonder aloud if you should trim those nose hairs. 44. Try to talk while drinking something. 45. Start the conversation with "My Call to (Pizza Place), Take 1, and. . . action!" 46. Ask if the pizza is organically grown. 47. Ask about pizza maintenance and repair. 48. Be vague in your order. 49. Use CB lingo where applicable. 50. If using a touch-tone press 9-1-1 every 5 seconds throughout the order. 51. After ordering, say "I wonder what THIS button on the phone does." Simulate a cutoff. 52. Start the conversation by reciting today's date and saying, "This may be my last entry." 53. State your order and say that's as far as this relationship is going to get. 54. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza. 55. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a description to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza. 56. Say "Kssssssssssssssht" rather loudly into the phone. Ask if they felt that. 57. When listing toppings you want on your pizza, include another pizza. 58. Ask if they would like to sample your pizza. Suggest an even trade. 59. Put them on hold. 60. Teach the order taker a secret code. Use the code on all subsequent orders. 61. Mumble, "There's a bomb under your seat." When asked to repeat that, say "I said 'sauce smothered with meat'." 62. Make the first topping you order mushrooms. Make the last thing you say "No mushrooms, please." Hang up before they have a chance to respond. 63. When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say "You just don't get it, do you?" 64. When you've given the price, say "Ooooooo, that sounds complicated. I hate math." 65. Haggle. 66. Order a one-inch pizza. 67. Order term life insurance. 68. When they say "Will that be all?", snicker and say "We'll find out, won't we?" 69. Ask how many dolphins were killed to make that pizza. 70. While on the phone, fake entering puberty. Fluctuate pitch often; act embarrassed. 71. Dance all around the word "pizza." Avoid saying it at all costs. If he/she says it, say "Please don't mention that word." 72. Have a movie with a good car chase scene playing loudly in the background. Yell "OW!" when a bullet is fired. 73. If he/she suggests a side order, ask why he/she is punishing you. 74. Ask if the pizza has had its shots. 75. Order a steamed pizza. Competition
Any one up for a competition? Well I’m starting a Blend Competition, even if your just a beginner have a go! This blend must be of… Rachel McAdams. Its very simple here is what you have to do to enter..
UpdatedHey guys,
I know I havent done real blog for a while now for a number of things but Im here now so yep.
Well this week has been very long... On Wednesday we had cross country I gotta say it was the best cross country ever! 8 of us made a link by holding hands for the whole time, we skipped most of the time, there were photos taken, none of them fit me in them coz the link was way long and I was at the end but Oh well theyre awesome. After cross country I rolled up and down the oval, I made a record! 5 seconds up and down phew I was tired and THEN we had p.e after lunch I swear I was dead! Nothing interesting hapened the rest of this week, but yesterday I went shopping and got some cool clothes.. Today is Mothers Day the day where I have to do what my mother tells me and the only day I cant ignore her when she calls me to clean the dishes...
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